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Our Trip to The Holy Land Spoiled     by Gerard Ross


I got a text message one day

I opened it up to see what it did say

Said I was the winner of an expense paid trip

Two round trip tickets to the Gaza Strip

Said to my wife, "Well that sounds pretty good.

It'll probably be peaceful and holy like Trump said it would.

We can walk in the places where Jesus did.

We can follow his steps from the break of dawn.

Even visit Bethlehem where he was born."


So we boarded our flight on Trump Airway

Even the bag of peanuts bore his name I dare say

The flight was smooth and peaceful as can be

as we approached the Sea of Galilee.

I looked out the window on this sacred trip

and gazed upon Disney Gaza Strip!

I saw Donald's face on the Ferris wheel.

Well I guess this is part of the art of the deal.

I saw Mickey and Minnie as we continued to descend.

They were wearing hats saying "Make Palestine Great Again."

We touch down on Elon Musk International Field

All just part of the Grand Ole Deal! 


We got off the plane in this place like a dream

Not one Palestinian was to be seen

They whooshed us in a car to our hotel we were gone!

There stood a statue of Trump with a Yamaka on!

In the lobby was a painting of the Last Supper as we toured

with Trump sitting at the head of the table instead of the Lord

Instead of the Apostles on his left and right

It was Stormy Daniels and Elon Musk what an unusual sight

Well I said you can only serve one master you know


We approached the Desk Clerk to check us in

He was dressed like a Roman Centurion

He told us the King Herod Luxury Suite was booked

So too was the Pilate Master King gone

He said though the Judas Iscariot Studio was vacant

for 30 pieces of bitcoin you can take it, No Refunds

It's a nice room with views of many

The window faces directly The Garden of Gethsemane

We open the door and guess what we saw

A bottle of Trump water down on the floor

just above was the Bible which was The Version According to Trump!


Later we stepped out on Trump Blvd. to explore

Every block had a toll booth if you wanted to walk more

We asked how much to the Via Dolorosa?

They told us a GPS was attached to your Toe-za!

We later went to the Church of the Holy Sepulchre

where the tomb of Jesus himself would be

We waited in line for hours to see

finally, we got into the room where Jesus was led

but we saw a copy of a birth certificate from Queens, NY instead

hanging next to an encasing of a bloody piece of ear.

Many a person was shedding a tear.  OH MY!!!

When we got back to our room we saw

the invoice bill sitting on the floor

Itemizing a charge for our toilet bowl and more.

I opened the Bible to Revelations and it came to me

who the Anti-Christ is, it's clear to see

     

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